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TheColonel​.​EXE

from Polar Shift: Into Green by Gentleman.BOSS

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The Colonel is a legendary black Labrador retriever loved by all. He has an affinity of bones, and when asked "Where's your bone?!" will go and retrieve one for you without fail.

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With the sound of his voice he can break down a wall
He can eat 50 eggs like it’s nothing at all
He jumps in the ocean and swims round the world
When he makes it back to shore, he gets all the girls

He could KO Chuck Liddell with a single punch
But not with his fist, with his nose
He can fly through the air, he’ll give you a ride
He eats diamonds for breakfast and craps out the sky

Where’s your bone! – The Blackest thing
Where’s your bone! – You’ll ever see
Where’s your bone! – He’s large in charge
Where’s your bone! – But never mean


When he chomps down it’s a million pound bite
He’s the real inspiration for the jaws of life
His teeth are as sharp and as polished as knives
He beat Ninja Gaiden 2 without losing any lives

His claws are as strong as reinforced steel
He once jumped off a mountain just to see how it feels
When he’s bored he’ll just go to space
Where he high-fives Saturn and licks Neptune’s face

Where’s your bone! – The Blackest thing
Where’s your bone! – You’ll ever see
Where’s your bone! – He’s large in charge
Where’s your bone! – But never mean


So at the end of the day after saving the Earth
Or just thwarting bank robbers for what it’s worth
He’ll still follow orders, just tell him “Kennel up!”
Obedient and benevolent, a gentlemanly pup
And despite his raw power, which could destroy us all
He uses it for good, and he can do no wrong
So now you know the legend of The Colonel all in all
Unquestionably, indubitably he is the world’s greatest dog!

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from Polar Shift: Into Green, released March 20, 2015

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Gentleman.BOSS is a solo project best described as folktronica, taking random, heavy cues from electronica, drum & bass, and combining it with live instrumentation and vocals associated with folk music.

Also, now working on the soundtrack for upcoming indie game Dracanea: The Ragtag Regalia. ... more

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